True but thats because hes a fetus.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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