you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I look excited, but its just a facade.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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