Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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