She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
