She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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