Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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