i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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