Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he thought i was a dude.
Fuck appropriateness.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
