one two three fourrrrnication!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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