yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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