i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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