Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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