About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I had to cum in my sink.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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