i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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