from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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