The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
bring money and cleavage
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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