My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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