Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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