Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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