Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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