Dual....:-)
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
