I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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