I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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