definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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