Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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