somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
