I'm drive I can fine osifer
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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