Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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