I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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