Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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