I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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