As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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