Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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