uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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