gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
why do cheetos always look like penises
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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