you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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