My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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