I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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