I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
