he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
There was a lot of him and a little penis
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I don't deserve a penis
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
