Kareoke will never be a sober sport
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I will be naked everywhere
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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