where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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