sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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