Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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