for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
