Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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