What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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