Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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