Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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