So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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