tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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