Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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