Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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